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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Former Papa John’s CEO Did 40 Days’ Worth of Coke in 30

GRAS RACISTE EN SUEUR RIVER VALLEY, KENTUCKY -- John Schnatter, founder and ousted CEO...

Restaurant Brands International Announces New “Retail Euthanasia” Venture

TORONTO, SOCIALIST HELL HOLE OF CANADA -- As Burger King takes less and less...

Man Starting To Regret All the Cocaine He Did Right Before Playing Jenga

VALLE QUE CHINGAS, CALIFORNIA -- Larry Herbishaw should probably have not done cocaine right...

Nickelodeon Finally Reveals Secret Ingredient In Green Slime: Uncut Colombian Cocaine

LAKE BUENA VISTA, FLORIDA -- If you grew up in the 1980's or 1990's...

Team Trump ‘Hard At Work’ On 3am, Rage-Filled Concession Tweetstorm

Trump plans to concede in the most Trump way possible.

Trump Admits Late Night, Angry Anti-Machado Tweets Came From ‘Some Guy On A Coke Bender’

Trump says it was someone else abusing Alicia Machado with his Twitter account.

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...