Search
HomeTagsCinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo

Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
spot_img
Lifestyle

Betsy DeVos Doesn’t Celebrate Cinco de Mayo Because She’s ‘More of a Miracle Whip Gal’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Several members of Donald Trump's presidential crime syndicate attended a Cinco...
Food and Dining

White House Caters Cinco de Mayo Luncheon with Taco Bell

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration continued its recent trend of catering events at...
MAGA News

Trump Offers to ‘Take All the Mexicans Out to Taco Bell’ to Make Up for Taco Bowl Post

Donald Trump wants to make for his Taco Bowl post.

Latest articles

Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

© James Schlarmann (All Material is Satirical)