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Mexico Starts GoFundMe For Its Own Wall

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Newly elected Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador shocked the...

Sarah Sanders Confidently and Stridently Incorrectly Explains To Her Ham Sandwich How Government is Funded

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A contentious moment between White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders...

Trump Orders The Formation Of New, “ICE-S” Squad For Hispanic or Muslim Deportation Arrests

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND -- While traveling overseas to meet with the world's richest and most...

Trump Orders Kobach To Investigate How Many Trillions Of Illegal Mexicans Voted For Doug Jones

"I am positive I saw at least a trillion Mexicans dancing in the street celebrating last night."

Trump Supporter Wants Trump Wall Extended From Mexico To Bangladesh

COLD CAVE HILLS TENNESSEE -- Right-wing blogger, YouTube personality, and social media star Jethro...

Local Mouth Breather Thinks Egypt Should Implement Trump’s Muslim Ban After Mosque Attack

"Clearly what the cucks don't want us to see is that Muslim bans work."

Mexico Asks Trump to Pay for Northern Border Wall to Keep American Mass Shooters Out

"When the United States issues guns, it's not giving them to their best."

Trump Wants U.S. to Sell Mexico the Iraqi WMD to Fund Border Wall

President Trump is so desperate to fund his southern border wall he'll consider selling weapons of mass destruction to our neighbors.

AG Sessions: U.S. Could Pay For Trump’s Border Wall By Repealing 13th Amendment

Paying for Donald Trump's proposed border wall is meeting stiff opposition all over the political spectrum, but his AG has a plan for that.

VP Pence Suggests Tearing Down Wall Between Church And State And Using It To Build The Border Wall

If you ask Mike Pence, the wall separating church and state in this country could be dismantled and put to much better use.

Mexico Offers To Pay For Pest Control Service To Remove ‘La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante’ From The White House

President Donald Trump may not be able to get Mexico to pay for his border wall, but that doesn't mean they aren't willing to pay for other things.

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