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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
May 8, 2024
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops
"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
May 3, 2024
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Researchers Identify New Strain of Aggressive Rectal Cancer and Name It “William Barr”
LAKE CRISE CONSTITUTIONNELLE, MICHIGAN -- A new, fast moving and particularly aggressive form of...
June 3, 2019
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Barr Writes Four Page Summary of Book of Genesis Exonerating God for Great Flood
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr held a press conference at the Department...
March 29, 2019
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Trump: ‘I Didn’t Obstruct Justice, I Just Tried to Impede an Investigation!’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump lashed out the media, Democrats, and Special...
March 5, 2019
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Jeff Sessions Can Finally Unwind, Smoke a Doob, and Forget About Persecuting Brown People Awhile
GREEN FIELD SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA -- Just after former Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced his...
November 8, 2018
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Jeff Sessions Admits He’s a Member Of the Keebler Klux Klan
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's capital is abuzz with rampant rumor and speculation after...
October 16, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Can’t Recall Why Anyone Ever Thought He’s Competent at Anything
Attorney General Jeff Sessions might have a few issues with his memory. And he can't figure out why anyone every thought he was good at anything he did.
June 14, 2017
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Petition Started to Remove Confederate Monument from Attorney General’s Office
A new petition is circulating online to have a racist monument to the Confederacy removed from the office the Attorney General of the United States.
May 12, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Promises to Make it Clearer When He’s Telling a Racist Joke
Attorney General Jeff Sessions thinks he may have figured out a way to signal to the American people when he's just cracking a racist joke.
April 24, 2017
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Shock! Jeff Sessions Admits He’s a Member Of the Keebler Klux Klan
Attorney General Jeff Sessions says that his membership in a shadowy group of cookie bakers is really nothing to worry about.
April 13, 2017
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Alternate Universe Report: GOP Not Concerned With Clinton’s Attorney General Lying About Russian Meetings
In an alternate universe, Republicans would really be just fine with Russian collusion with President Hillary Clinton's team.
March 8, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed To Alleviate The Stress Of Russia Scandal
Attorney General Jeff Sessions may just have some really big, personal reasons for taking up that devil's weed sometime in the near future.
March 2, 2017
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5 Fun Facts About Senator Jeff Sessions
Need to know about our next Attorney General, Jeff Sessions? Look no further than this set of fun factoids, lovingly curated.
January 10, 2017
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