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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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The Democrats

AOC Suggests Greene ‘Punch Her Own Weight’ and Debate a Potato Instead

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today on Twitter, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) challenged Congresswoman Alexandria...
Arts & Entertainment

‘The Mandalorian’ Will Digitally Replace Gina Carano With AOC Wearing a Mask

BURBANK, CALIFORNIA -- It’s been a busy week for Disney Star Wars news, and today...
Conservative Media

AOC Reiterates She’ll Never Fuck Anyone Who Writes For the Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- No matter how many attempts at satire they write at her...
Immigration

Trump Campaign Debuts New 2020 Slogan: “If She’s Brown, Deport Her Down”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The reelection campaign for President Mushroompenis Trump has rolled out a...
Immigration

Trump Threatens to Deport “The Squad” to New Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The war of words between President Donald Trump and a group...
MAGA News

Local Klansman Doesn’t See Anything Wrong With Trump Telling Four Brown Americans to Go Back Where They Came From

BEDFORD FORREST, MISSISSIPPI -- Jeremiah "Two-Tooth" Jackson, a 66 year old member of the...
MAGA News

MAGA Boy Outraged at How Uncivil AOC Was to Trump’s Gulag Guards

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins says he "100%...
Immigration

Dem Lawmaker Suggests Concentration Camp Defenders Spend the Night with Detainees to Prove How Humane They Are

GILNORVALO VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- This week, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez joined a few of her...
MAGA News

MAGA Boy: “They Ain’t Concentration Camps, They’re Guarded Compounds for the Imprisonment of Ethnic Minorities!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and country music sensation Jethro...
MAGA News

MAGA Boy Pretty Sure He Can Insult His Way into AOC’s Stupid Commie Pants

RICCI RIVER, NEW JERSEY -- If there's one thing that 35 year old right-wing...

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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