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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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President Trump Says Billy Bush Doesn’t Exist And Is A Chinese Hoax

"Billy Bush is part of a Chinese hoax, just like climate change."

Trump Says Access Hollywood Tape Was Planted By Ben Gozzi To Discredit Roy Moore

"It's the only theory that makes any sense, really."

Trump: “The Access Hollywood Tape Is As Real As My First Lady’s Orgasms”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a surprising development, President Donald Trump has reportedly begun telling...

Roy Moore: “It Was Just Locker Room Sexual Predation!”

"I was just following our party's leader, decades and decades before I even knew who he was."

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

LAC TÊTE DE MERDE, MICHIGAN -- 35-year-old Republican voter Bo McGriff doesn't consider himself a...

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

"Even I knew voting for Trump was a crap shoot and a half."

Trump Supporter: Weinstein Not ‘The Kind of Sexual Predator You Can Trust With Your Vote’

"Of course, I wouldn't trust Trump alone with my daughter...or his daughter."

Trump Supporter: Weinstein Not ‘The Kind of Sexual Predator You Can Trust With Your Vote’

"Of course, I wouldn't trust Trump alone with my daughter...or his daughter."

Forlorn President Trump Realizes He Hasn’t ‘Grabbed a Single Puss’ Since Being Sworn In

President Trump is finding out the hard way that even though he's the most powerful man in the free world, some things have changed forever.

Trump Wants ICE To Hire United Security That Forcibly Removed Passenger From Overbooked Flight

Not only does Trump see nothing wrong with how United handled its overbooking problem, he wants the security guards hired by ICE.

After Rescinding His Endorsement, Down Ballot Republican Assures Voters He Still Thinks Like Trump

He may not endorse Trump anymore, but Trump's ideas? Sure, why not?

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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

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"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

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