Ever since Gov. Ron DeSantis’s lizard faced press secretary defended Florida’s controversial “Don’t Say Gay” law by calling it “Anti-Grooming” on Twitter, the term has picked up quite a bit of popularity among similarly conservative Americans. It’s now fairly commonplace for Republicans of all walks of life, in elected office or simply rank and file voters, to accuse people who they don’t agree with politically of being sympathetic to pedophilia, or to simply call them “groomers.”
One very prominent Republican, freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene, has been extremely vocal in her support of Florida’s law. Greene is frequently critical of the idea of transgender rights, and recently tweeted that she believes anyone who does not support the Don’t Say Gay law is pro-pedophile. Her friend and noted minor sex trafficking expert Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL), agreed with her in his own quote-tweet.
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In an interview on Steve Bannon’s podcast, Greene defended her views and said she’s “just anti-grooming.”
While Greene’s use of the term “grooming” seems like something new to many, some people who have known her longer than most told media outlets over the weekend that she has never been a fan of grooming.
“I’ve known Marjorie since she was just a little filly. I was there, with her breeders, when she was born, and I can say without any doubt that she has always resisted grooming of any kind,” Jerry Jimplin, a head stable boy at QAnon Downs in Macon, told public radio show Georgia Politics Weekly in a recent interview. “You can sort of tell by looking at her how little she values grooming, in fact.”
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Mr. Jimplin said that Greene is so against grooming that many people claim they can smell her coming from quite a distance away.
“We used to have a joke around here that you always knew when Marjorie finished a race because she leaves a trail of dead horses and jockeys in her wake, who all died from the smell of her asshole and lack of grooming,” Jimplin laughed. “Which I guess is less of a joke and more a statement of fact about how many horses and jockeys have died after smelling Marjorie Taylor Greene’s asshole, huh?”
Jimplin recalled one time when a stable hand tried to brush Greene’s topcoat, and the future congressmare lashed out.
“She kicked him. Right in his dinkus. He got close enough to brush the dust and the bugs off her coat, but Marjorie wasn’t having any of it, and she kicked that kid hard,” Jimplin said. “That kid still can’t walk right.”
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