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After 2016, God Says He’s Having His ‘Aim Re-calibrated’
Larry "God" Schumway says he feels terrible about how bad his aim was in 2016 and promises to have it rectified for 2017.
Obama Says He’ll Sneak Into Homes And Rub “In God We Trust” Off Money...
The days of "In God We Trust" on our currency might be numbered, even after Obama leaves the White House.
God Tells Michele Bachmann He Doesn’t Hate America Enough To Pick Trump For President
God disagrees with Michele Bachmann.
God: I Redirected LA Flood To Tony Perkins’ Home Because I’m A ‘Big Lover...
Tony Perkins home was destroyed by flooding because God loves irony.
God Issues Apology For Flooding Louisiana While Country Distracted By ‘Big Orange Moron’
God sure is sorry about all the water in Louisiana right now.
God Issues New Commandment: ‘Thou Shalt Not Be Shitty to LGBT People In My...
God's got a new commandment for his peeps, ALL of them.
South Carolina’s Attorney General ‘Looking Into’ Prosecuting God for Miscarriages
The pressure to end abortions in South Carolina is reaching a fever pitch.
Anne Graham Lotz: God Gives Us Diarrhea Because We ‘Let Trans People Poop in...
The daughter of Billy Graham has some interesting thoughts on freedom.
God Admits Telling Ted Cruz to Run for President a Practical Joke
Ted Cruz was the victim of a heavenly prank.
God to Michele Bachmann: Shut your stupid fuckin’ mouth
God has had enough of Michele Bachmann speaking for him.
