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Ivanka: “Daddy Has No Problem Drinking Water With One Hand When The Other’s On...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Can the President of the United States drink water with one hand? This is a question that has apparently been plaguing...
Ivanka Had The Most Classy and Elegant Photos Taken For Father’s Day
WASHINGTON. D.C. -- Pretty Much First Lady Ivanka Trump reportedly had a series of classy, elegant boudoir photos taken as a gift for Father's...
Skeletor Disappointed He Looks More Like Kellyanne Conway After Plastic Surgery
Editor's note: If you find yourself offended by this story, try to remember how ugly someone must be both inside and out to defend...
Trump Says Bolton’s Book Contains Classified Lies and Top Secret Falsehoods
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether the White House officially admits it, President Donald Trump's outward, public commentary seems to indicate that he's at least a...
Trump Asks If Anyone’s Thought to Cure Cancer By Not Screening for Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not really a secret that President Donald Trump's administration is doing everything it can to downplay the number of Americans...
Trump Wants Research Into Whether AIDS Vaccine Also Cures Windmill Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the world is still celebrating his announcement of an AIDS vaccine earlier today at an executive order signing ceremony, President...
Trump Bans Ramps, Gentle Declines, Hills, and Slopes
President Donald trump has officially decreed that the United States of America will "no longer have any purple mountains majesty or even greenish little hills."
Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to First Name
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is no stranger to controversy, to put it lightly. His show isn't even new...
Trump Orders Dave Chappelle Arrested for Slaying Candace Owens
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters this morning that he has directed Attorney General William Barr to file criminal charges against comedy...
Trump to Rename Military Bases After Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Protests over the killing of George Floyd, an unarmed black suspect who died while a Minneapolis police officer knelt on his...
