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Sources Confirm: President Trump Still Likes Russian Whore Piss And Wants To Fuck His...
President Trump still definitely loves Russian prostitute urine and totally wants to bang his daughter, according to sources close to him.
Incoherent Idiot Wastes Hour of Everyone’s Life Reminding Them Why They Should Vote for...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a nearly hour-long, oftentimes rambling, mostly incoherent rant, a massive idiot and continually failed businessman stood in the White House...
Mary Trump’s Book Claims Her Uncle Paid Someone Else to Take STD Tests for...
Yesterday, a judge cleared the way for Mary Trump -- niece of President Donald J. Trump -- to promote her new tell-all book about...
Stephen Miller Really Wants You To Put The Goddamned Lotion In The Fucking Basket
Forget Muslim bans, Stephen Miller, Trump's senior policy guy, wants everyone to put the lotion in the basket, or on their skin.
Betsy Devos: “Some People Are Too Poor to Know When It’s Safe to Send...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy Devos told members of the educational community on a conference call from the White House this morning that...
Fauci Pronounces Trump ‘Dead From the Neck-Up’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a press conference this morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci pronounced the President of the United States of America "dead from the...
President Trump Eliminates The Judicial Branch Via Executive Order
You might think the country really needs its Judicial Branch, but if you do, you're probably a libtarded beta cuck male and should shut up.
Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Declaring His Penis “Straight, Effective, And Completely Normal Sized”
Will President Donald Trump's latest executive order finally put to a rest nasty rumors swirling around him and his junk?
Party of Lincoln Outraged People Keep Pulling Down Statues of His Enemies
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most every American can name its 16th president. That's because he happens to be, probably, the most famous one, and millions...
NYC Offers to Paint “Orange Lies Matter” in Front of Trump Tower Instead
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The City of New York has extended an offer to one of its most famous former residents, hoping to...
