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Trump: “All Lives Matter Except in Blue States”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no big secret that President Donald Trump has spent a lot of time trying to frame his administration's response to...
ABC Town Hall Unfairly Ambushes Dear President With Questions from American Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, ABC hosted a town hall discussion with President Donald John Trump, and unsurprisingly, the lamestream media event, hosted by noted Clintonista...
Idiot Wants Moron to Moderate Debate With Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The 2020 presidential election is just over 50 days away, and that means the debates between the two major party candidates...
On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted in the loss of a staggering amount of life, but...
Trump: “I Didn’t Want to Panic Everyone About the Virus Until I Knew If...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House in recent hours has trotted out a new line of defense for President Trump, namely that he lied...
Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scholars of American history perhaps have never answered the question before, but certainly there's never been a need to before the...
Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for a change. The COVID-19 pandemic is still raging throughout the...
Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm
SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President and current Dark Lord of Socialism Barack Hussein Obama has reportedly been caught in...
Trump Corrects the Record on Fallen Soldiers: “I Actually Called Them FUCKING Losers”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An explosive new story in The Atlantic has put Trumplandia -- the Republican media figures who defend the president non-stop -- on high-alert....
Trump Says North Carolina Republicans Should Vote Every Day Between Now and Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It is illegal for anyone to attempt to cast more than one ballot in a federal election, but that hasn't stopped...
