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Report: Is Donald Trump Gonna Cry About It?
Is Donald Trump going to cry about it? The signs are unclear right now, but it's surely a question most Americans have asked themselves...
This Big Ol’ Impeached Pile of Whiny Bitch Couldn’t Even Win the Popular Vote...
Let's play a little guessing game! Can you guess, from the hints we give you below, who this person is?
HINT #1: He is the...
Trump Tries to Kick WA, OR, CA, NV, AZ, CO, NM, GA, VA, PA,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has issued an emergency McProclamation from the Oval office this morning, demanding that twenty-four states and the District...
Disappointed Stephen Miller Finds Out the Klan Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen Miller received some personally difficult news. Not only will be...
75 Million Americans Wipe and Flush
It took a few days. It took counting millions of mail-in ballots under the pressure of a sea of angry, ignorant masses demanding they...
Trump Diagnosed With Second Form of ED
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the votes cast in this year's presidential election keep getting counted, it appears more and more that Donald Trump will...
74 Year Old Toddler Claims Victory Without Actually Winning
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, before the entire nation, a 74 year old toddler claimed victory. However, as facts bear out, he didn't actually...
Trump Campaign Sues America
"That's it! THAT IS IT! THAT IS EEEE-NOUGH!"
The shouts were heard reverberating around the White House, just after the president's fourth breakfast of the...
Report: More Than 70 Million Americans Voted to Steal the Election from Donald Trump
In a new development, analysis of the exit polling data from yesterday's historic contest between former Vice President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump...
Votes and Math Really Starting to Piss Donald Trump Off
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are two things that sources say are roiling President Donald Trump's emotions, hours after Election Day drew to a close....
