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Trump Still Hasn’t Said When Or If He’ll Return Rubio’s, Cruz’s, and Graham’s Balls
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his first and only presidential term, Donald Trump has made it a habit to break and shatter...
Trump Grants Permission to John Barron to Concede to Joe Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, almost three full weeks after losing his re-election bid, President Donald Trump authorized the Government Services Administration to begin the...
Despondent Sean Hannity Can’t Believe the Confederacy Is Without a President Again
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- There are millions of Trump supporters all across America reeling from the stinging rebuke their Dear President received three...
Can’t Follow Trump’s Legal Arguments? Try Smoking This Drug.
The 2020 presidential election was held almost three weeks ago, and the result has not been in serious doubt or question for at least...
Kellyanne Conway Chose…Poorly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In hindsight, her friends and family say that White House senior adviser Kellyanne Conway realizes she made quite a few mistakes...
DeVos Trying to Teach Trump How to Read and Write So He Can Write...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He hasn't given up on stealing the election and overturning the will of the people just yet, but sources close to...
Zuckerberg Says He Can’t Ban Steve Bannon Until He Orders the Killing of At...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Not long ago, Twitter permanently banned former Trump administration official Steve Bannon when he publicly called for the beheading...
Lying Fuck Reminds America The Constitution Says He’s Not Done Lying To Them Until...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Almost two weeks ago, an unctuous, fatuous, impetuous, deluded lying fuck ran for reelection to the highest, most powerful office in...
Biden Supports Recounts So ‘Americans Can Watch Trump Lose As Many Times As He...
WINURZ, DELAWARE -- This morning, President-Elect Joe Biden was spotted taking a stroll with his German Shepherd, Major, at a coffee shop just a...
Biden Legally Changes Middle Name to “Fuck Trump”
HAWKEYE, DELAWARE -- Today, President-elect Joe Biden did what his transition team is calling "some light housekeeping paperwork" ahead of his inauguration on January...
