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Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Moving Vans
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MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Mexican government has offered to foot the...
Trump Wants Congress to Declare Him President of the Confederacy
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before becoming the 45th most intelligent President of the United States ever, Donald Trump was an alleged businessman. Throughout the 1970's,...
Trump Already Broke New Year’s Resolution to Not Be a Fucking Moron
His friends and family, and even close political advisers, all warned him against doing it. He was told how risky it was, and how...
Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Movers
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Mexican government has offered to foot the bill for any company hired to move outgoing President Donald Trump's belongings...
Trump Tells His Kids He Expects To Be Called “President Daddy” The Rest of...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. --...
Stephen Miller Disappointed to Find Out His New Employer Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen Miller received some personally difficult news. Not only will be...
4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump
Everyone knows that Donald Trump won the 2020 presidential election, that is if you throw out all the urban votes, only count "certain" votes,...
Trump Asserts His Right to Commit Impeachable Offenses Until Joe Biden is Sworn-In
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump is entitled, as president, to commit impeachable offenses right up to the point that Joe Biden is sworn into...
Trump To Give Jordan and Nunes Presidential Medal of Having a Purty Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are just barely over two weeks left in his presidential career, and Donald Trump has been acting like it at...
Adorable! The Trump Boys Have Started Calling Joe Biden “Daddy”
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- When...
