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McEnany and Miller Cleaning Out McNugget Dipping Sauces From Resolute Desk Drawers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are just seven days left on President Donald Trump's tenure, and according to several sources with knowledge of the situation,...
QAnon Shaman Won’t Eat Unless Its Organic or Trump’s Ass
While in federal custody, Jacob Chansley -- known worldwide now as "The QAnon Shaman" -- will only eat either organic food, or barring that, Trump's...
Gold Digging Racist Asshole Has Lost All Interest in Pretending to Be First Lady
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the world's most famous gold miners -- who also happens to be a racist birther -- has told her...
Divorcing Pence and Trump Argue Over Who Gets Custody of Imprisoned Children at Border
America's most bitterly public divorce just got, somehow, even more testy. That's because outgoing lame duck one-term President Donald Trump and his Vice President...
Parler Now Being Hosted on Klansman’s Tandy 1000
The alt-right social media app Parler was taken offline when Amazon Web Services canceled their account. It was an action that left thousands of...
Trump Has Been Calling Random Supporters to Yell Lies At Them 280 Characters at...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States was permanently kicked off all the major social media platforms last week, and according to...
Biden Still Has Not Announced An Ambassador to Thighland
There are so many things for an incoming presidential administration to take care of. There are dozens and dozens of staff members and jobs...
Trump Says He Won’t Participate in Biden’s Inauguration or The Next Olympics
It was never really that much in doubt, but outgoing, lame duck, one-term, permanently impeached President Donald Trump confirmed today that he will not attend Joe...
Trump Assures MAGA Nation He’s Not Yet Tired of Winning at Losing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry, ranting, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame duck President Donald Trump spoke to a massive crowd of riled-up members of...
Mexico Issues $0.00 Check For Final Wall Payment
This story was first published on Alternatively Facts, and is reprinted below with their expressed, written permission.
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When he ran for president...
