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Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers on a conference call this morning that he blames former...
Trump: Governors Who Give Him State’s Electoral College Votes Get ‘Anything They Need’ to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told America's governors on a conference call today that if they promise to award him their state's Electoral...
Jesus Sees Image of Potato Chip in Bathroom Mirror
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This weekend, Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Trinity, Inc's CEO Larry "God" Schumway, was brushing his holy teeth, and...
NRA President Says Obama Confiscated So Many Guns, Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers on a conference call this morning that he blames former...
Trump: “What Was I Supposed To Do? Golf, Defend Myself From Impeachment, AND Keep...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry President Trump once again lashed out at congressional Democrats as a defense against accusations that his administration has not...
Man Wishes His Imaginary Friends Would Just Get Along With His Made-Up Wife
ILLUSORY FIELDS, KENTUCKY -- A local man has "had it up to here" and says he's at his "wits end" with the fact that...
Jesus Christ: “Dude, What The Fuck’s Up With The MyPillow Guy?”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This week, Jesus Hubert Christ was overheard talking to his coworkers and colleagues in the heavenly break room while...
Trump Blames Democrats for Impeaching Him Instead of Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump and his most vocal supporters in the media have started to launch a new line of defense of...
Coronavirus Update: Trump Officially Moves Easter to June 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C -- This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the federal stay-at-home guidelines for combating the pandemic spread of the novel coronavirus until...
Treasury Department Announces Senior Jobs Program for Economic Recovery From Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Treasury Department has started a new pilot jobs program geared toward seniors, and they're hoping it inspires "grandmas and...
