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Donald Trump ‘Deeply Honored’ By Local Klan Chapter’s Endorsement
Donald Trump picked up another endorsement this week.
Eric Trump Urges His Dad to Shut the Obamagate, Obamadoor, and Obamawindows
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the past couple of days, Americans have begun to hear one phrase over and over from not only their commander...
Fox News Medical Non-Experts Not Sure Americans Should Be Listening to Dr. Fauci Anymore
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Three of Fox News' least-learned and un-certified medical non-experts are starting to form a consensus about a man who...
World Shocked to Discover Billionaire Just Entitled Sociopath Asshole
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire and Likely Cartoon Villain Elon Musk wanted his Tesla plant opened back up, and that's exactly what he...
Trump Promises to Attach Obamagate Evidence to Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is extremely concerned and hyper-focused on what is perhaps the most pressing and urgent matter facing every American...
Pat Robertson: “Jesus Died For Your Sins. The Least You Can Do Is Die...
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson hasn't done much to hide his support for President Donald Trump. Though Christ's teachings were for his...
Lahren: “All Lives Matter Except When You Need to Die for The Economy”
VAPID ATTENTION WHORE, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tabitha Lahren said during a segment on Fox & Morons this morning that she still "very...
Lincoln’s Ghost Offers to Take Trump on Tour of Ford’s Theater
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Donald J. Trump told Fox News host Martha MacCallum that in his estimation he's been treated worse than another...
Vice President Pence: “I’m Just Used To Leaving the House With The President’s Rectum...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High Priest Vice President Mike Pence held a hastily thrown together press conference earlier this morning. The sole purpose behind it...
Trump Reassures First Lady Coronavirus Is Not Sexually Transmitted
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This afternoon, the president held a press event in the White House, touting his administration's plan to get re-open the American...
