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Trump: “This Book Has Absolutely No Pictures of Titties In It”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump cited the Insurrection Act of 1807 and had federal officers use tear gas to disperse peaceful protesters...
Pat Robertson: “You Will Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus”
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who also consider themselves fans of the Star Wars franchise not to invest...
Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?
The President of the United States is currently the subject of an active impeachment inquiry. As most Americans know, however, the United States isn't...
Coronavirus Update: Area Flasher Desperate for Parks to Open Up Again
NOIX NUES, LOUISIANA -- Chad Stripley has really not enjoyed his time under coronavirus quarantine, and he's made that very clear at every chance...
Trump Declares Houses That Worship Him “Essential”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the President of the United States of America declared the 10th Amendment "total and complete bullshit written by likely Never-Trumpers"...
Trump On Why He Votes By Mail But Doesn’t Want Anyone Else To: “It’s...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Goodly King Emperor Donald J. Trump casts his royal ballot in Florida by mail, but that does not mean average American...
Obama Gives Biden Access Codes for FEMA Camps and Stockpile of Confiscated Guns
SECRET SHARIA DUNGEON, THE LITERAL HELL -- During their weekly ritualistic sacrifice of a pale-skinned virgin, former President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) gave his...
Poll: Majority of Americans Hope Taking Hydroxychloroquine is the One Thing Trump Doesn’t Lie...
In one of the fasted conducted public opinion polls in human history, it's been revealed that nearly eight in every ten Americans -- with...
Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- What, exactly, is "Obamagate?"
To be sure, it's something that King President Emperor Donald Trump is demanding the media pay attention to....
Hannity: “If Trump Had Been President During the Civil War, We Would’ve Won It”
PHARDT CLOUD, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Sean Hannity told listeners of his radio show this morning that he believes President Donald J....
