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This Cat Is ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump
Can this cat be a better president than Donald Trump?
President Trump Accuses Obama of Putting ‘Sharia Antifa Hex’ on Tulsa Rally
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a well-kept secret on the Hill that the abysmal attendance at his Tulsa rally over the weekend left President...
Skeletor Disappointed He Looks More Like Kellyanne Conway After Plastic Surgery
Editor's note: If you find yourself offended by this story, try to remember how ugly someone must be both inside and out to defend...
Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if they pray with their eyes shut, the novel coronavirus will...
Trump Bans Ramps, Gentle Declines, Hills, and Slopes
President Donald trump has officially decreed that the United States of America will "no longer have any purple mountains majesty or even greenish little hills."
Trump Orders Dave Chappelle Arrested for Slaying Candace Owens
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters this morning that he has directed Attorney General William Barr to file criminal charges against comedy...
Proposed Amendment Would Replace All Other Amendments With Second Amendment
Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter protesters constitutes an attack on First Amendment rights, and in the wake of...
Trump Threatens to Throw His Bone Spurs at Mattis
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's a feud perhaps no one on the Hill thought would ever go public, because one of the combatants is notoriously...
Trump Blames Antifa for His Small Hands, Mangled Dick, and Obsession with Superior Black...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a very well-kept secret that President Donald Trump wants Americans to fear AntiFa, though privately he's admitted to aides...
Local Cop Will Stop Beating the Fuck Out of You As Soon as You...
St. EMMETTILL, ILLINOIS -- This hero with a badge will stop beating the living shit out of you as soon as you just let...
