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Q-Believers Now Say Trump Will Become the 19th President on March 35th, 2235
"Our new chatter seems to indicate that the real date of President Emperor God King Donaldus Q. Trump I will happen on the 35th of March, in the Year of Our Tangerine Lord 2235."
5 Things Those Out of Control Libs Will Never Cancel
Those wacky libs will never cancel these five ESSENTIAL parts of American life, no matter how hard they try.
Dear President Joe: When Are You Going to Insult My Wife’s Looks, Sir?
"I'm waiting. Heidi's ugly ass is waiting. The nation's waiting."
Jim Jordan Shares Freedom Fries With the Dixie Chicks While Blasting ‘Cancel Culture’
On a park bench not far from the nation's capitol complex, Qongressman Jim Jordan sits with country band The Dixie Chicks, sharing a large...
Biden Directs Space Force to Stop Its ‘McDonald’s on the Moon’ Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Space Force will no longer be developing a plan to install a McDonald's fast food franchise on Earth's moon. This new...
Lie-Packed CPAC Speech Changes Nothing and Joe Biden is Still Trump’s President
In hindsight, former President Trump's closest advisers knew this was the longshot of all longshots; but they knew, sources tell us, that if they...
ISIS Surprised By Popularity of Their Sign-Up Booth at CPAC
"Holy shit! This is absolutely insane! I never would have thought there'd be this many people signing up with us," the man working the...
CEO Larry Antifa Admits Ron Johnson is Right About the Capitol Riot
SOMEWHERE IN LIBTARDIA -- When Sen. Ron Johnson (Q-WI) spoke during a Senate hearing yesterday, he raised quite a few eyebrows. The hearing was,...
Obama Asks Biden How Many Guns He’s Taken So Far
SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, KENYA -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Socialism) told his former Vice President that he "needs an urgent status update" on...
First Recorded Sounds From Mars Are Martians Thanking Us For Electing Biden
In a truly stunning turn of events, the first audio recordings of the surface of Mars have been transmitted back to Earth by a...
