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POLL: Fucking Seriously?, No, Hillary. Don’t.
A new poll of just about everyone everywhere shows a striking result: Fucking seriously, no, Hillary. Don't.
It would appear that, at least according to...
Titanically Stupid Moron Spends His Precious Time as Dipshit in Chief Live-Tweeting His Own...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States is perhaps the most powerful and important elected office in human history. The current President...
5 Things Every Socialist Moocher Liberal Should Be Thankful Fo
The following is reprinted from a pamphlet being given by Congressional Republicans to their constituents during town hall meetings in their districts.
It's that time...
Zuckerberg Lifts Ban on Hate Speech So Facebook Can Promote Breitbart Articles on News...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, has announced today that his platform will no longer ban people for using hate...
Giant, Rotting, Racist Pumpkin Spotted on White House Steps
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Halloween is today, and the White House preparations for the holiday are in full swing.
Decorations were hung all around the president's...
KKK’s Stormfront Added to Facebook News
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- This week, Facebook News debuted for a select group of users of the social media platform.
During the 2016 presidential...
Local Man Hopes Kellyanne Conway Halloween Costume Doesn’t Scare Away Trick or Treaters
SKELETAL FLATS, IOWA -- Every year, Jack Burton does his very best to make Halloween a fun event for the kids that live in...
Clowns Hold Press Conference and Raid Closed Door Deposition
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A gaggle of drunken, angry clowns held an emotional press conference in the nation's capital last week. After each clown gave...
Will Mark Zuckerberg Mind Us Publishing on Facebook That He Fu**s Sheep?
A recent editorial published on our sister site, The Political Garbage Chute, has gained some traction this week. The fundamental question asked by The Chute's editorial board was...
Barr Wants Justice Department to Investigate Justice Department for Crime of Investigating Crimes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, multiple outlets reported that President Donald Trump's personal Attorney General, William Barr, has authorized prosecutor John Durham of the...
