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Draft Dodging, Permanently Impeached Dickwhistle Humiliates Decorated Veteran Because He’s a Vindictive Bitch
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that under orders from the draft dodging, permanently impeached dickwhistle in chief, Lt. Col. Alex Vindman...
Ted Cruz: “The Democrats Just Learned You Can’t Impeach a Monarch in a Coronation...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was never any big secret on the Hill. President Donald John Trump, the third impeached president in American history, was...
Racist Old Man: “That Other Racist Old Man Isn’t Really That Racist”
A rich, racist old man on a cable news television show recently made quite a few heads scratch when he defended the record of...
Permanently Impeached Fat Fuck Sucks Own Dick, Rambles, Whines About Constitution for Room Full...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A sweaty, rambling, permanently impeached fat fuck stood in a room in the White House and proceeded to suck his own...
Murkowski Knows OJ Did It, But Glad He Got Off Anyway
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When it's all said and done, Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska is "just not all that much a fan of holding...
Pence: “Clearly What We Need is a Wholesome Halftime Show With Bible Verses and...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The NFL's Super Bowl Halftime show has become quite a spectacle and is the subject of many opinion pieces both before...
Mexico Agrees to Pay For Stephen Miller’s Hair Plugs
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador dropped what could be a bombshell announcement on the world today, partially reversing a policy...
Crate of New Pants Rushed to White House After Schumer Agrees to Call Hunter...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A crate full of brand new suit pants, sweatpants, and dungarees has been rush delivered to the White House this morning,...
Spoiled Little Rich Bitch Takes Daddy’s Silver Spoon Out of His Mouth to Accuse...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A spoiled little rich bitch, who also happens to be a man suffering from the worst case of Chronic...
Barack Obama Narrated Audiobook Version of Explosive New Bolton Memoir
Former Ambassador and Trump national security adviser John Bolton's new book, The Room Where It Happened: A White House Memoir, may very well have permanently altered...
