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Whiny Bitch Throws Toys Out of Crib, Storms Out of Presser
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Americans witnessed a sight they'd never seen in the 244 year history of the nation when a 73 year old,...
Coronavirus Worries About Its Exposure to Stephen Miller
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the country wakes up and reads more and more reports of COVID-19 infections in the Trump administration, the virus itself...
Doctors Discover Fatal Rectal Cancer in Department of Justice
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Doctors in the nation's capital discovered what they're calling the "most aggressive, repugnant, fatal rectal cancer" of their collective medical careers...
Fat Fuck Attention Whore: “Thousands of People Dying Don’t Hurt My Fabulous TV Ratings!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, America's most powerful elected twatwaffle held yet another klanpaign rally not so cleverly disguised as a vital press briefing on...
Historians Unearth Draft of Famous Patrick Henry ‘Give Me Retail Shopping and Give Me...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Researchers at the National Academy of History and Past Events announced this morning that they've made a rather interesting and unforeseen...
Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives a Fuck How Many People Die If My...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A tubby, ghoulish, narcissistic con man -- who somehow managed to get access to America's nuclear launch codes -- held another...
RBG: “Hey Assholes! I’m Not Immortal, So Which Old White Guy You Trust More...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg issued an urgent press release this morning, a rare and unprecedented event in and of...
Dr. Dumbfuck and Nurse Stupid-Ass Prescribe Hydroxychloroquine for Every American
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Dr. Moron T. Dumbfuck and his steady, faithful servant Nurse Billy Q. Stupid-Ass are undeniably two of the most important medical...
Whiny Bitch Says He’d Suck Less at COVID-19 Response If Media Wasn’t So Mean...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A big, fat, whiny, entitled, spoiled bitch stood in the White House press briefing room and insisted to reporters yesterday that...
Mike Pence Went Looking for Coronavirus Videos But Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that Vice President High Priest Mike Pence has spent approximately the last twelve hours...
