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Coronavirus Placed on 24-Hour Suicide Watch
Authorities are telling us that the novel coronavirus, known globally as "Covid-19," has been put on a constant, 24-hour suicide watch over the last...
Kellyanne Conway Chose…Poorly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In hindsight, her friends and family say that White House senior adviser Kellyanne Conway realizes she made quite a few mistakes...
5 Fun Facts About Sidney Powell, The Rat-Faced Scarecrow Attempting to Steal Our Election
Yesterday, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani -- whose only role in society now is to be President Donald Trump's drunken, self-dick-fondling fixer --...
Hair Dye Company “Just For Bridge Trolls” Signs Giuliani to Spokesmodel Contract
It was quite the scene, and when it was all said and done, President Donald Trump's legal team had made a spate of stunning...
Parler Changes Name to “Fecebook”
RIKELAND, NEVADA -- The new social media site known as Parler has started to attract dissidents from Facebook and Twitter, people who think for...
Zuckerberg Says He Can’t Ban Steve Bannon Until He Orders the Killing of At...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Not long ago, Twitter permanently banned former Trump administration official Steve Bannon when he publicly called for the beheading...
This Big Ol’ Impeached Pile of Whiny Bitch Couldn’t Even Win the Popular Vote...
Let's play a little guessing game! Can you guess, from the hints we give you below, who this person is?
HINT #1: He is the...
RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase "Supporting American Democracy" from their party's platform, published on their website. It's...
Democratic Operative Regrets Rigging Election for Mitch McConnell to Retain Senate Control
LOS SOROS, COMMIEFORNIA -- She didn't think things through; at least not completely. She put in months of time, working to cobble together the...
The Actual Jesus Christ Wrote This Letter to Kayleigh McEnany and Asked Us to...
The following was received by this outlet late last night. After contacting the offices of Holy Trinity, Inc. and confirming its provenance, we have...
