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“But I’m For Law and Order!” Shouts the Cultist Being Arrested for Their Attempted...
FT. DUMFUK, TENNESSEE -- "But I'm for law and order! Don't you hear me? I back the blue! Why are you doing this to me?!...
Twitter Suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Pipe
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Over the weekend, freshman Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had her government official Twitter account locked for twelve hours for...
Biden Says He’ll Ask Nuclear Codes to Be Changed From ‘Password123’
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DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans should "expect to see a...
To Discourage Another Attack, Biden May Taken Oath of Office in a Science Class
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After last week's deadly domestic terror attack on the U.S. Capitol,...
Biden to Dismantle McDonald’s Kitchen the Previous Administration Installed
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit of workers who is quite used to a change in...
Biden Says Nuclear Codes Can No Longer Be ‘Password123’
DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans should "expect to see a hell of a lot of changes" in their...
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert Form ‘Congressional Guano Caucus’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Two new freshman congresswomen have teamed up to form their own caucus, and it's already attracting some attention from congressional leadership.
"Today,...
Ivanka Assures Rudy Her Daddy ‘Can’t Stiff Anyone For Too Long’
Reports are starting to circulate that President Donald Trump, who has less than a week left to occupy the White House, has directed this...
Gaetz: “In America, It’s Three Insurrections and You’re Out, Not One!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For two hours this morning, the House of Representatives debated whether or not President Donald Trump -- who has less than...
Hannity: “The Classiest First Couple in History is Leaving the White House”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- It seems that the mass of Spam and racist Breitbart headlines that doctors call Sean Hannity's "brain" is starting...
