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Sean Spicer To Start Using Hooked On Phonics Before Every Press Briefing
A new phonics program has been acquired by the Bannon administration to help Sean Spicer get over his tendency to trip over easy words.
HUD Secretary Ben Carson Wants To Fix Homelessness By Calling The Homeless ‘Hobos’ Again
Tackling homelessness is the job of any HUD Secretary. Ben Carson has some unique and special ideas for that particular challenge.
Ben Carson’s Niece Repeatedly Refers To Him To Her Friends As “Tom”
While introducing him to her friends, Ben Carson's niece accidentally called him by another name...over and over and over again.
Bannon In Negotiations To Commission Clone Army To Round Up Mexicans And Deport Them
If he can't get the National Guard to do it, President Steve Bannon has another idea to start the process of mass deportation.
White House Adds Alex Jones As Information, Chemtrail, and Tinfoil Adviser
The Trump administration will start relying on InfoWars host Alex Jones for key information, chemtrail investigations, and racist conspiracies.
Betsy DeVos Wants 3 R’s Officially Changed To “Reading, Reciting, and Regurgitating The Bible”
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants schools to get back to the basics. As in, the very, very basics. As in, one book for all classes.
Senate Confirms Billionaire Fox As Secretary Of Hen House Defense On Mostly Party Lines
As the Senate confirms another of his cabinet picks, Trump's administration is starting to really take shape.
DeVos Orders Her New Educational Proclamations Hammered To Every School’s Outside Walls
During the DeVos Era, American schools will be required to ensure that every student and parent sees educational decrees as they enter class.
DeVos To Replace Sixth Grade Science Textbooks With The New Testament
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will start rolling out new educational guidelines and standards, now that she has been confirmed.
White House Announces Super Bowl Pre-Game Show Will Feature Tribute To Bowling Green Massacre...
During the pre-game show before Super Bowl LI, a tribute to the fallen heroes of the Bowling Green Massacre will air.
