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Reality Winner Released from Prison While Reality Denier Still Not President
In 2018, Reality Winner was sentenced to five years in prison for, as an NSA contractor, leaking information on Russian hacking attempts to the...
Local Crybaby Moron Still Thinks He’s Going to be President in August
MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA -- A local resident of the area is, according to the handful of people who still consider themselves friends or family to...
Trump Jr. Furious His Dad Will Pay for Ivanka’s OnlyFans But Not a Cameo...
"Listen here, you tell him that I am not coming to his next rally if he doesn't do at least one Cameo with me,...
Tucker Carlson Not Sure If He Likes Vaccine Requirements Now That He’s Compared Them...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Now that he's had a few hours to sit with it, Fox News host and winner of the 2021...
All His Past Lovers Can’t Believe Don Trump’s Dong Was Big Enough to Block...
"I mean, just based on the VERY SMALL amount of time I spent with him, you know, intimately, I would say I'm quite shocked...
Manchin So Mad Republicans Blocked the Jan 6th Commission He’s About Do Absolutely Nothing...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To put it bluntly, Senator Joe Manchin (R Pretending to Be D-WV) is pissed. Buzz on the Hill is that immediately after it...
GA Republicans Want to Audit the Elections of 1860 and 2008 Next
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Republicans in the state of Georgia have been conducting audits of the 2020 election, presumably to find evidence to bolster claims...
Trump Confident He Could Run the Country From Rikers Island
FART-A-LOT-GO, FLORIDA -- If he had to, former one-term, twice-impeached President Donald J. Trump is confident he could perform his old job duties from...
Report: Biden Open to Adding Four Supreme Court Seats to Bench
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he publicly continues to dodge the question and play coy, sources within the White House are telling media outlets that...
This Doughy Coward Wouldn’t Defend His Wife’s Looks But Has Thoughts on Macho Soldiers
When one envisions Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun), they don't exactly conjure up a mental image of a hulking, muscle-bound alpha male. If one were...
