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Shockingly, Former Crack Head Might Not Have Been Right About Trump’s Reinstatement
The big day came. The big day went. Despite months of promises and assurances to the contrary, however, when the sun set on August...
Texas Governor Sues School District for Using Crossing Guards
AUSTIN, TEX-ASS -- Governor Greg Abbott of Texas filed a pair of lawsuits today, aimed at punishing school districts who, according to the court...
Lindell: Trump Will Give Reinstatement Speech Written by a Team of Minotaurs
Tomorrow is it. The Big Day. An historic and truly unprecedented moment in history. A defeated U.S. President will be restored to his golden...
Sean Spicer Predicts Trump Will Have the Biggest Reinstatement Crowd Ever. Period.
GOEBBELS, FLORIDA -- Former White House Press Sniveling Toady Sean Spicer said on his NewsmaxTV show this morning that not only does he believe...
Trump Pressured DOJ to Sue Biden’s Blue States for Hurting His Feelings
Details of the days leading up to and following the 2020 presidential election are still trickling in. Perhaps to not many people's surprise, the...
Jesus Now Requires a Vaccine Passport to Enter Heaven
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- If you're going to die soon, and if when you do you expect to wind up in Heaven, you...
Satan Issues Mask Mandate for Unvaccinated MAGAs
HELL, ETERNITY -- Bob "Satan" McGee has issued a new mask mandate that applies to all unvaccinated, pro-MAGA residents of Hell.
"We're starting to see...
Unvaccinated America First Patriot Refuses to Wear a Mask or Condom While Raw-Dogging His...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- In an interview soon to be published in American ConservaFascist Today, Jethro Bohiggins -- right-wing podcaster, singer/writer -- says...
Pro-Life Republican Against Life Saving Vaccines and Masks
IDIOTSBERG, TENNESSEE -- Sam Bedford has been what he calls a "rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, Constitutional pro-life conservative Republican" his entire life. Bedford's mom and dad...
Charlie Kirk Wins Gold Medal for Having a Terrifyingly Small Face on a Hilariously...
Right-wing provocateur Charlie Kirk made waves today when he lashed out and criticized multiple-gold medal winning American gymnast Simone Biles, who took herself out...
