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Texas Opens Tampon Cemetery for Grieving Almost Mothers
ATWOOD COUNTY, TEXAS-- The State of Texas has contracted with a city's cemetery to provide burial plots for used tampons.
"Here in Texas we value...
Progressives to Build ‘Underground Handmaid’s Railroad’ Connecting Texas to Blue States
In Texas, soon it will be illegal for a woman to get an abortion after the point of erection. Already, the state's law banning...
I Trained My Dog to Fart on Command and Now Everyone Thinks He’s Marjorie...
Oh dear God. What have I done? In hindsight, in retrospect, as I look back on it, and with reflection, I can see now...
Pat Robertson Blames ‘Hot Men Doing Sexy Times on Each Other’s Fannies’ for California...
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has been watching the developments in California this week quite closely, however it's not the potential recall...
Local Moron Sees Inconvenience as Tyranny
LAKE SKIPPY, TENNESSEE -- Jack "Dipshit" McPhuckphace is known throughout his sleepy town as a moron. In fact, McPhuckphace is such a moron he's...
Liar Makes Truly Idiotic Claim About Crises During Crybaby Sore Loser’s Presidency
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Appearing on Fox News today, known liar and moron Kayleigh McEnany, former Press Secretary to Donald John Trump, doubled-down...
Graham: Biden Should Be Impeached for Afghanistan and How Little Face-to-Balls Time He Gets
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elected pro-MAGA Republicans have been relentless in the past few days in their calls for the impeachment of President Joe Biden....
Donald Trump No Longer Has Any Interest in Ivanka’s OnlyFans
Today, social media site OnlyFans announced that beginning in October, content its moderators deem to be "sexually explicit" will no longer be allowed on...
DeSantis: “I’ll Worry About Kids Getting COVID When They’re Old Enough to Vote”
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- This morning, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) continued his public feud with schools and districts in his state who are resisting his...
George W. Bush Pretty Sure He’s Heard of This “Afghanistan” People Keep Talking About
FORT STRATEGERIE, TEXAS -- Since leaving office in 2008, former President George W. Bush has spent a considerable amount of time honing his skill...
