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5 Things Every Socialist Moocher Liberal Should Be Thankful Fo
The following is reprinted from a pamphlet being given by Congressional Republicans to their constituents during town hall meetings in their districts.
It's that time...
Clowns Hold Press Conference and Raid Closed Door Deposition
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A gaggle of drunken, angry clowns held an emotional press conference in the nation's capital last week. After each clown gave...
Hillary Clinton Circling Gaetz’ Congressional Office Shouting, “Lock Him Up!”
LAKE STUPEDASS, FLORIDA -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has reportedly been circling the congressional office on Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) for...
Mulvaney: “There Wasn’t a Quid Pro Quo, But Also There Was, and Yet There...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visibly shaken and confused Mick Mulvaney, acting Chief of Staff for President Donald J. Trump, gave reporters an even more...
John Bolton Shocked to Find Out John Bolton Has a Moral Compass
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND -- Former National Security Adviser John Bolton is reportedly in stable condition today, having been released from a local hospital in his...
Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and stopped by some reporters. Senator Rubio graciously agreed to talk...
Quiz: Which of These Big, Dumb, Obnoxious, Lying Idiots Thinks He’s Above the Law?
Things are getting really complicated, heady, and for some, perhaps even downright scary out there these days. It seems the country is lurching toward...
Big, Dumb, Idiot Spends His Day as Most Powerful Idiot in the World Live-Tweeting...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- By noon in the nation's capital today, a big, bloviating, orange moron had tweeted more than a dozen times about what...
Obama Offers to Print Articles of Impeachment on His Long Form Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack H. Obama (D-Kenya) has reached out to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and offered to let her...
Medical Community Stunned By Discovery of Vertebrate Democrat
Doctors and medical professionals all over the country, and indeed the world, are marveling right now that the discovery of a new breed of...
