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Pro-Life Supreme Court Justices Rule ‘Not So Much’ When It Comes to Wisconsin Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a 5-4 decision split down ideological lines, the United States Supreme Court issued an exceedingly rare "Not So Much" ruling...
White House Adds Drs. Giuliani, Hannity, and Lahren to Coronavirus Task Force
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that his coronavirus response task force has enlisted the service of three new specialists who the...
Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers on a conference call this morning that he blames former...
Jesus Christ: “Dude, What The Fuck’s Up With The MyPillow Guy?”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This week, Jesus Hubert Christ was overheard talking to his coworkers and colleagues in the heavenly break room while...
Treasury Department Announces Senior Jobs Program for Economic Recovery From Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Treasury Department has started a new pilot jobs program geared toward seniors, and they're hoping it inspires "grandmas and...
Gwyneth Paltrow and David Avocado Wolfe Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though his administration is telling Americans that the coronavirus has been "contained" in the United States, President Donald Trump is still...
Country That Can’t Afford Universal Health Care Magically Finds $2 Trillion in Cash Lying...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a stunning and unforeseen turn of events, the United States federal government has seemingly found about $2 trillion laying around...
Pro-Life Evangelical Christian Explains Why Grandma Has to Die to Save Boeing Stock Prices
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Bill Millen, an outspoken and devout supporter of President Donald J. Trump, told his tele-congregation this week that America's...
New Treasury Dept Report Estimates How Many Points Dow Goes Up For Every Grandparent’s...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week Dan Patrick, the Lt. Governor of Texas, told Fox News White Supremacist Tucker Carlson that seniors in America might...
Doctors Treating Rand Paul’s Coronavirus With Bootstraps, Thoughts, and Prayers
BOWLING GREEN, CUNTUCKY -- This weekend, Senator Rand Paul (R-Kremlin) became the first sitting U.S. Senator to have a confirmed coronavirus infection. Senator Paul's...
