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Campbell’s Unveils New “Homestyle Chunky Antifa Missile Stew”
CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY -- Campbell's Soup announced today that a brand new recipe will hit store shelves soon, and they think it'll be a...
Ivanka: “If Anyone is Stroking Daddy, I Would Know About It!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Why was President Donald J. Trump rushed to Walter Reed Memorial Hospital in November of 2019? The White House has tried...
MAGA and ISIS Begin Terrorist Exchange Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- ISIS and MAGA have announced a new, joint venture today, calling it in a press release the "first domestic-international terrorist exchange...
STUDY: The Worst-Run Democrat Cities Are in The Worst-Run Republican Country
A newly published study seems to indicate that all the worst-run Democrat cities happen to be in the worst-run Republican country; namely the United...
2020 Republican Nationalist Convention Will Close With Ceremonial Book Burning
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump will close out the 2020 Republican Nationalist Convention tonight by tossing a ceremonial match onto a pile of...
ISIS Thanks White House for Successfully Radicalizing Kyle Rittenhouse
SYRIA -- The terror organization known as ISIS has issued a brief statement in the wake of the murder of two people and serious...
Racist Gold Digging Birther Exploits Her Immigrant Story While Thousands of Brown Kids Sit...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A racist, gold digging birther stood before the nation last night, exploiting her own immigration story while she made a pitch...
Flaming Cross to Deliver 2020 RNC Keynote Address
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- Last week, the Democratic National Committee held its annual convention and officially nominated former Vice President Joe Biden as its...
Biden Campaign Worried They Might Not Win the ‘Injects Self With Bleach’ Vote
It was a voting bloc that until this year's election cycle was largely ignored, though it's possible it was ignored because it might not...
State Department Officially Recognizes City of Slamdick as Capital of Thighland
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Owing to a "need to keep the president's ego unbruised," Secretary of State Mike Pompeo officially declared the city of Slamdick...
