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Giluliani Defends OJ: ‘I’m Not Even Sure Repeatedly Showing Someone the Edge Of Your...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Stating that he "might as well" because he was already defending President Donald Trump on TV, Rudy Giuliani told...
Government Archivists Discover Original, All-Caps Declaration of Independence
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Donald Trump sent a middle of the night, all-caps threat to the Iranian president on Twitter last night, social...
Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-A’s
Senator Ted Cruz has a new idea to try and help the federal government make a little dough while also simultaneously knocking science and education.
Hermain Cain and Ben Carson Are Buying Papa John’s and Renaming It “Uncle Toms”
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- Two former Republican presidential candidates -- Hermain Cain and Dr. Ben Carson -- are buying embattled pizza chain Papa John's and...
Department of Defense Releases First Day Casualty Count From Dems’ Second Civil War
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Department of Justice has issued its first preliminary casualty counts in the Second Civil War.
This week, right-wing provocateur, performance...
Trey Gowdy Repeatedly Shouts ‘Show Me The Benghazi!’ At FBI Director, Deputy Director For...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to several sources close to the scene, Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) spent ten complete, full minutes shouting, "SHOW ME THE...
God: ‘Someone Tell Jeff Sessions To Stop Using Me To Justify Being an Evil,...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- When Larry "God" Schumway strode to the podium in front of the famous pearly gates that adorn the entrance...
Justin Trudeau Shocks World; Apologizes For Mass Canadian Ambien Usage In 1812
FRENCH TOWN, CANADA LAND -- When President Donald Trump asked Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau during a phone call between the two heads of...
Eagles Will Join Obama For Backyard BBQ
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA -- President Donald Trump has officially disinvited the Philadelphia Eagles football team from a visit to the White House, and the team...
Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-As
This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) wants NASA to "find some places where we can turn...
