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Donald Trump Still Searching For ‘That Perfect Racist Joke’ To Open His Address To...
When he addresses Congress tomorrow, Donald Trump knows he needs a really good zinger to break the ice with.
Trump Finds Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate In...
Co-President Donald Trump may have just cracked two cases that have been driving the sub-commander in chief batty for some time.
Out Of Toilet Paper, Trump Uses The First Amendment To Wipe His Gigantic, Disgusting,...
It was a tense few moments, but luckily Donald Trump had the First Amendment handy and could wipe his butt with it.
Trump, Bannon, Miller To Close CPAC By Opening Ark Of The Covenant
Co-Presidents Bannon and Trump told the organizers of CPAC that they will close out the conservative conference with great fanfare.
Trump Offers To Cut Medicare and Social Security To Pay For Weekend Jaunts To...
Trump loves his "Southern White House" at Mar-A-Lago so much, he's willing to go to great lengths to keep weekending there.
Trump Asks NASA To Verify Newly Discovered Planets Also Revolve Around Him
Co-President Donald Trump reached out to the "space nerds" at NASA to help him glean just how much he should care about the new planets.
Trump Signs EO Declaring Electoral College Margin Of Victory “Amazing And Historical”
Co-President Donald Trump signed an order relating to his Electoral College victory that he hopes helps the country "move on" from the election last year.
Trump Offers ‘Swedishland’ His ‘Deepest Pussy Grabs And Condolences’
President Trump offers sympathies to Sweden in his own, unique, purely Trumpian way.
Trump To Sign Executive Order Declaring Civil War “A Tie” And Mar-A-Lago The Official...
Can Sub-President Trump rechristen his Florida compound as The Southern White House?
Having Already Made America Great Again, Trump Begins 2020 Campaign In Florida
Co-President Trump is getting a four year head start on his re-election bid with a rally near his "Southern White House" in Florida.
