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Trump Administration Planning ‘Really Bigly Yooge’ 100th Round of Presidential Golf Celebration
President Donald Trump has been in office 100 days now, but he's got his sights set on a much more important milestone, in his eyes at least.
Jesus Christ Reads Transcript of Trump’s NRA Speech to Children of Sandy Hook Massacre
While President Trump gave his speech to the NRA, Jesus "Hubert" Christ translated and read it to the young victims of the Sandy Hook Massacre.
Alex Jones Loses Custody of Crisis Actors Who Were Playing His Kids
Right-wing firebrand Alex Jones lost custody of both his real kids and the actors he hired to play his kids for any false flags he wanted to stage.
Trump to Hold Seance, Contact Dead Parents, and Ask Them to Make His Job...
After a really rough first 100 days of his presidency, marred by scandal, conflicts, and incompetence, Trump needs his mommy and daddy.
Trump Calls for ‘That Big Crack in Arizona’ to be Sold for Profit and...
President Trump's review of national parks and monuments has already turned up one for the chopping block -- the Grand Canyon.
Trump Declares Today “Bang! Your Daughter at Work Day”
Will a new effort to reach out to every daughter in America help restore President Trump's largely sexist reputation? He hopes so.
Trump Has Ivanka’s Cabinet Seat Removed and She Will Sit on His Lap Instead
First Lady Ivanka Trump will have a new place to sit when Daddy lets her run the meetings in his fancy-shmancy cabinet room!
President Trump Asks Bill O’Reilly to Become His New Head of Female Outreach
President Trump has reportedly reached out to former Fox News host Bill O'Reilly to see if he'd be willing to reach out to same ladies for him.
Jeff Sessions Promises to Make it Clearer When He’s Telling a Racist Joke
Attorney General Jeff Sessions thinks he may have figured out a way to signal to the American people when he's just cracking a racist joke.
To Celebrate Earth Day, EPA Chief and President Trump Double-Team Inflatable Globe
President Donald Trump and EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt celebrated Earth Day like youd' expect two uber-capitalists would.
