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Trump Confides to First Lady He Felt Like Yates Grabbed Him By The ‘Presidential...
President Trump was tremendously displeased with how former acting Attorney General Sally Yates' testimony before the Senate went.
Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a...
Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he's figured out how to go to the potty like a big boy, he's a little less of one.
Leaked Memo Shows FCC Acknowledges It’s a “Cocksucking, Puritanical, Bullshit Bureaucracy”
Over at the FCC, a leaked memo shows that at least some within the communications regulation board admit they need to stop protecting the overly-sensitive.
Sally Yates Bringing Orangutan Tranquilizer to Congressional Testimony
When she testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary committee today, Sally Yates will be carrying some extra protection from angry primates.
The Kremlin Congratulates Its American Bureau on Repealing Obamacare
After pushing the AHCA through the House of Representatives and successfully repealing Obamacare there, Moscow sends its congrats to Trump.
Trump Expands Religious Freedom Executive Order to Include Segregated Water Fountains
President Trump's executive order on "religious freedom" may soon be expanded to protect racists' rights to be racist, as long as God tells them to.
Paul Ryan Celebrates Obamacare Repeal By Ripping Chemotherapy IV Out of Pediatric Cancer Patients’...
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R) visited a hospital on Thursday to celebrate a legislative victory in a very peculiar way.
President Trump Releases List of Things He’d Do Differently During Government Shutdown
He may not have any idea how to govern, but Donald Trump certainly knows what he'd do during a government shutdown.
Trump Threatens To Stamp His Feet, Hold His Breath Until Congress Rips Healthcare From...
Donald Trump knows that the fight over healthcare just needs his own unique brand of totally mature and nuanced negotiation.
Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the Confederacy Great Again”
President Trump is already campaigning hard for re-election, just barely 100 days into his first term, and he's unveiling a new campaign slogan to boot.
