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Trump Offers To Cut Medicare and Social Security To Pay For Weekend Jaunts To...
Trump loves his "Southern White House" at Mar-A-Lago so much, he's willing to go to great lengths to keep weekending there.
Trump Asks NASA To Verify Newly Discovered Planets Also Revolve Around Him
Co-President Donald Trump reached out to the "space nerds" at NASA to help him glean just how much he should care about the new planets.
Trump Signs EO Declaring Electoral College Margin Of Victory “Amazing And Historical”
Co-President Donald Trump signed an order relating to his Electoral College victory that he hopes helps the country "move on" from the election last year.
Trump Gets Go-Ahead From Putin To Make Steve Bannon His Official Co-President
Thanks to Russian President Vladimir Putin giving the approval necessary, Steve Bannon is now officially the Co-President.
Trump Offers ‘Swedishland’ His ‘Deepest Pussy Grabs And Condolences’
President Trump offers sympathies to Sweden in his own, unique, purely Trumpian way.
Trump To Sign Executive Order Declaring Civil War “A Tie” And Mar-A-Lago The Official...
Can Sub-President Trump rechristen his Florida compound as The Southern White House?
Having Already Made America Great Again, Trump Begins 2020 Campaign In Florida
Co-President Trump is getting a four year head start on his re-election bid with a rally near his "Southern White House" in Florida.
Sean Spicer: “President Putin Also Believes The White House A Finely Tuned Machine”
Sean Spicer, Donald Trump, and Russian President Vladimir Putin all agree: The Trump White House is a fine tuned machine.
Trump Orders First Amendment Revised To Protect “Freedom Of The Friendly Press”
Maybe the Constitution doesn't currently protect it, but Sub-President Trump really wants the First Amendment to only cover the friendly press.
God To Pat Robertson: “Fuck Donald Trump And Also Fuck You, Pharisee Bitch!”
God has a special message for one of his employees, televangelist Pat Robertson. The message is...not so nice, really.
