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Paul Ryan Worried Congress Can’t Destroy The Middle Class Fast Enough With All The...
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan really wants to do the job he was elected to do, but all of the distractions from the Trump camp are gumming up the works.
President Trump Orders The Statue of Liberty’s Torch Blown Out
To save money and discourage immigration, President Trump has ordered the torch carried by the Statue of Liberty blown out.
President Trump Will Go On Publicity Tour With Widow, Body Of Dead SEAL Killed...
The body and widow of slain SEAL Ryan Owens will accompany Co-President Trump on a tour of the country, whipping up support.
President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star
The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site for a new American battle station.
Trump’s Obamacare Replacement Will Be Ready When His New Magic Markers Arrive
Co-President Donald Trump announced that he was just waiting for some key supplies to arrive before finishing up his Obamacare replacement.
Donald Trump Still Searching For ‘That Perfect Racist Joke’ To Open His Address To...
When he addresses Congress tomorrow, Donald Trump knows he needs a really good zinger to break the ice with.
Obama Volunteers To Take Trump’s Place At Correspondents Dinner To ‘Show Him How Real...
If President Trump just doesn't feel like doing the White House Correspondents Dinner, there's one guy with experience who could fill in.
Trump Finds Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate In...
Co-President Donald Trump may have just cracked two cases that have been driving the sub-commander in chief batty for some time.
Out Of Toilet Paper, Trump Uses The First Amendment To Wipe His Gigantic, Disgusting,...
It was a tense few moments, but luckily Donald Trump had the First Amendment handy and could wipe his butt with it.
Trump, Bannon, Miller To Close CPAC By Opening Ark Of The Covenant
Co-Presidents Bannon and Trump told the organizers of CPAC that they will close out the conservative conference with great fanfare.
