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Trump Asks John Kelly If Taxpayers Will Still Pay For His Golf Outing Security...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are telling reporters that this morning, President Trump seemed to be accepting of the fact that...
Homeless Vet Pretty Sure He Can Get His Daughter’s Medication With And Eat Trump’s...
APPLE HILLS, OHIO -- Harry McMichaels is a 38 year old homeless veteran of the Iraq War. McMichaels lives in various shelters around his...
Adult Film Star Says President Obama Secretly Helped Her Use Exchange To Sign Up...
THE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- An adult film star has revealed that she and President Donald Trump had a sexual affair that lasted months, even...
Trump To Publish Book: “How To Eat & Look Like Literal Garbage But Somehow...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though sitting presidents usually do not write books, seeking to avoid accusations of enriching themselves with the Oval Office, President Donald...
Starburst Announces New Flavor: Trump’s Rectum
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS -- Over the weekend, word broke that Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) gave President Donald Trump a special gift -- a jar containing...
Trump’s Doctor Worried When Physical Reveals No Human Heart Or Brain
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Traditionally, American presidents as far back as the 1970's have submitted to an annual physical exam.
Roughly half of the men who...
Trump Orders ‘Except From Shithole Countries’ Added To Statue of Liberty Poem
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Moments after delivering a speech about Martin Luther King, Jr. this morning, President Donald Trump issued and executive order. The order...
Trump Disappointed He Didn’t Get To Meet Old McDonald After He Spoke To Farm...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump visited and spoke to the Farm Bureau.
While speaking to the association’s annual gathering, Mr. Trump also signed two...
Trump ‘Moved Bigly’ And Inspired By Michelle Obama’s Golden Globes Speech To Be A...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump left the White House on his routine morning coffee, doughnut, deep fried Twinkie, beef jerky, KFC,...
Trump Supporter Worried Trump Alienated His Base With Genius Boasts
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins, right-wing podcaster and Facebook page administrator, loves President Donald J. Trump, and he's not at all afraid...
