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Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia?
Citing ‘Medical Costs and the Disruption,’ Trump Orders Military Re-Segregated
Just after re-instituting a ban on transgender soldiers, Trump rolls back more of what conservatives call the "social experiment"ing within the military.
Analysis: 17 Red States Give Trump, Fucking Cousins At Gun Shows, Better Than 50%...
New polling data, when analyzed, shows that 17 states give both President Trump and doing it with your cousin at a gun show the same approval rating.
Jealous Sean Hannity Tells Scaramucci ‘There’s Only So Much Trump Dick to Go Around’
Sean Hannity does't want newly hired Anthony Scaramucci to get the wrong idea about how much Trump dong he's entitled to.
Trump Pre-Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Said He Didn’t Do
If Trump pardons himself, he may put himself in even deeper legal waters. So he needs to pre-pardon himself for pardoning himself. Get it?
Trump Explains Secret Meeting With Putin Was ‘Just a Meet Cute’
Nothing nefarious was discussed during Putin and Trump's secret meeting; it was just a random meeting of two people destined to be together.
President Trump Asks Mitch McConnell To Change Senate Rules To Single Vote Threshold For...
After another harsh political defeat, Trump asks Mitch McConnell to change the Senate rules for him.
Park Services Report: More People Attended Don Jr./Russia Meeting Than Trump’s Inauguration
A Park Services report estimates that there were more people in the meeting between Don Jr. and the Russian lawyer than his dad's inauguration.
HIV/AIDS ‘Surprised But Honored’ to Have Higher Approval Ratings Than President Trump
President Trump has historically low approval ratings, which makes him sad. But for HIV/AIDS, it's a miracle of public relations.
Trump Hopes Putting Don Jr. On “Timeout” Will Resolve Russian Collusion Scandal
With mounting pressure on all sides after a bombshell New York Times article proves collusion between Don Jr. and Russia, President Trump takes bold action.
