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Trump Nominates Putin to Replace James Mattis
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The threat of an impending shutdown of the U.S. government looming hasn't stopped the Trump administration from seeking out candidates to...
Mexico Starts GoFundMe For Its Own Wall
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Newly elected Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador shocked the world today when he announced that, after two years of...
Donald Trump Claims John Lennon Is His Favorite Band
Washington, D.C. -- On the heels of a tweet announcing that he's pulling US Troops out of Syria, the President Trump issues a follow-up...
Sarah Sanders Confidently and Stridently Incorrectly Explains To Her Ham Sandwich How Government is...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A contentious moment between White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and a reporter during press briefing this week left many...
Mexico Agrees to Pay For Stephen Miller’s Hair Plugs
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador dropped what could be a bombshell announcement on the world today, partially reversing a policy...
Everybody Totally Believed That Was Stephen Miller’s Real Hair
The alarm went off at its usual time -- 3:30am in the morning. The president was probably already 30 minutes into his morning tweet-rage...
Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program
Washington D.C -- Donald Trump, accompanied by select members of his cabinet, toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon,...
Santa Claus Requests Permission from Trump to Bring Gifts to Jailed Migrant Children
NORTH POLE, EARTH -- The San-T-Claus Corporation, a corporate entity responsible for the funding and infrastructure used by Kristopher Kringle -- also known as...
Trump Interviewing Hillary Clinton For Chief of Staff
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The mounting tension between President Donald Trump and his Chief of Staff General John Kelly has been one of Washington's least...
Remington Introduces New Smocking Gun Marketed to Painters and Traitors
MADISON, NORTH CAROLINA -- One of the world's leading firearms manufacturers announced during an investor call this morning that they will be releasing a...
