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Disneyland to Introduce First, Second, and Steerage Class Tickets
ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA -- When Disney announced that they would be dramatically raising Disneyland ticket pricing this year, a strong negative buzz began to foment...
Adderall Will Officiallly Sponsor Trump’s Next Prime Time Border Address
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Shire Pharmaceuticals, the company that makes the drug adderall, has announced a new partnership this morning that is turning...
Mexico Agrees to Pay for Commercial Time During Trump’s Border Wall Address
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador announced today that his country would pay for commercial time during an address from the...
Prime-Time Trump Border Address Will Be Broadcast In English, Spanish, and Moron
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Trump delivers his prime time Oval Address on what he's calling a "crisis" at the southern border, his speech...
Trump Offers to Scratch Border Wall in Favor of Giant Retractable Dome
WASHINGTON. D.C. -- With the government shut down for over two weeks, and House Democrats showing no sign of budging on his demands, President...
Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing the fact that he already lives in Washington and is "kinda familiar" with the job duties, former President Barack Hussein...
Trump Settles For Holographic Wall
Washington D.C. -- Officials close to President have acknowledged that Mr. Trump's willingness to compromise on a "holographic" version of his proposed wall, the...
Trump Boys “Playing Government” With Daddy During Shutdown
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is presiding over yet another shutdown of the federal government under his watch. Now, over ten days after...
Trump Demands Medal of Honor for Visiting Troops in Iraq on Christmas
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued a formal presidential decree demanding that the United States Congress meet immediately for the purpose of conferring...
POLL: 60% of Americans Hoping Government Shutdown Lasts Until 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Because Senate Republicans didn't have the votes necessary to break a potential Democratic filibuster, President Trump was denied funding for his...
