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Pelosi Wishes ‘The Founders Had Given Us Some Tool by Which to Hold a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi told reporters today that she is "dismayed, shocked, saddened, outraged, and very unhappy" with what...
Huckabee Sanders Defends Herself: “I Don’t Lie. I Tell Alternative Truths and Untrue Facts”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is once again trying to repair her heavily damaged reputation in the wake of the redacted...
Anonymous Staffer Offers to Give the ‘Lewinsky Treatment’ to Trump So Republicans Will Support...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has offered to give President Donald Trump a "beejer in the Oval Office," provided...
Trump and DeVos Celebrate Flat Earth Day With Special Proclamation
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump hosted the annual White House Easter Egg Roll and took the opportunity to shout "NO COLLUSION, NO...
Anonymous Staffer Offers to Blow Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has offered to give President Donald Trump a "beejer in the Oval Office," provided...
Rudy Giuliani Tells Radio Host ‘There Was Nothing Wrong With a Man Taking His...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's lawyer, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani told a conservative radio host that "there was...
Mueller Report Documents Huckabee Sanders’ Daily Diet: A Trough Full of Bullshit
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As Americans continue to read and digest the contents of the redacted Mueller Report, new details are emerging seemingly by the...
French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral
VILLE OÙ LES FEMMES DANSENT NUES, FRANCE, FRANCE -- Firefighters battling the blaze that immolated parts of the famed Notre Dame cathedral in Paris...
Trump Outraged Barr Forgot to Redact His Family’s Secret Snake Oil Recipe from Mueller...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is reportedly in a state of anger and disbelief, outraged that his attorney general released a redacted version...
French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral
VILLE DE OÙ LES DAMES NUES DANSENT, FRANCE -- Fire investigators looking into what caused the blaze that immolated parts of the famed Notre...
