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Norwegian Woman Would Never Live In S###hole Countries Without Universal Healthcare
Last year, President Donald Trump made it fairly clear that he would prefer that the United States cut off the flow of immigrants from...
Marianne Williamson: “Make No Mistake, I’ll Ram These Aura Crystals Right Up Donald Trump’s...
CHAKRA FALLS, IDAHO -- Before her appearance on the debate stage last night, it's likely that most Americans had absolutely no idea that author...
ISIS Offers Out of Work NRA-TV Host Dana Loesch a Spokes-Terrorist Position
SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- The White House maintains that ISIS has been thoroughly defeated, despite what the international intelligence community assesses. To that end,...
Trump Officially Registers His Presidential Rape Type
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Many Americans might presume that President Donald Trump is the first, and only, man to occupy the Oval Office that has...
Bar Employee Who Spat on Eric Trump Currently Leads 2020 Polls
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS -- President Trump's most intelligent son named Eric was reportedly spat on by a bar employee of a Chicago eatery last night....
Jim Jordan Outraged Mueller’s Congressional Testimony ‘Won’t Even Touch On Benghazi’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees dropped a bombshell on the White House -- FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller will...
Feinted Bovine Was on Shortlist of Candidates to Replace Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a matter of a few short days, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders will leave her post and...
DeVos Supports ICE Raids Because Her Drink Is Getting Warm
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos told reporters today that she "completely and totally supports" a reportedly upcoming raid on ten American cities...
MAGA Boy: “They Ain’t Concentration Camps, They’re Guarded Compounds for the Imprisonment of Ethnic...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and country music sensation Jethro Bohiggins jumped into the fray and harshly criticized Rep. Alexandria...
Crews Will Work Overtime Shampooing Stench of Lies and Au Jus Out of Briefing...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The head of the White House cleaning crew has announced that she intends to schedule crews to work "around the clock,...
