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British Ambassador Promises To Stop Having Opinions That Are Based In Fact
MERRY OLD LONDON TOWN IN JOLLY OLD ENG-UH-LAND -- British Ambassador to the US, Kim Darroch, has found himself at the center of a...
Fox News Hires David Dennison as New Programming Director
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News announced that it has hired presidential confidante David Dennison to be their new director of...
Government Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to install a new, "all seeing, all powerful eye" on top of...
Trump Offers to ‘Turn Off’ California Earthquakes In Exchange for 2020 Electoral College Votes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a letter to California Governor Gavin Newsom yesterday, indicating that he'd be willing to "turn off all...
Pat Robertson Says California Earthquake Was God Clapping for Trump’s 4th of July Parade
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Though he didn't give his Independence Day speech until hours later after the initial shockwaves subsided, President Donald Trump triggered...
George Washington Ended a Terror Attack With a Solo Flight in His Stealth Bomber
For this week's installment of Unreal History, we present the story of when George Washington rode into battle personally to end a violent and...
President Trump Hopes Americans Appreciate How Hard Sucking Your Own D*ck In Front of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump is, according to one senior staffer, "anxious, nervous, and excited" about his big 4th of July celebration, set to...
MAGA Boy Outraged at How Uncivil AOC Was to Trump’s Gulag Guards
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins says he "100% hates" Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and he doesn't "care how hot...
President Defends Ivanka at G20: “Plenty of First Ladies Try to Conduct Diplomacy On...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump defended his daughter Ivanka to reporters on the White House lawn this morning. Mr. Trump told the media...
Donald Trump Jr. Asks His Dad Who He Has to Blow to ‘Get a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Are tensions mounting between America's Royal Family? Leaks out of the White House indicate that a cat fight might be kicking...
