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Trump Threatens to Send Statue of Liberty Back Where She Came From
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Statue of Liberty could be packed up and shipped back to France by the time votes are cast in next...
Eric Trump: 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In an interview on Fox News, President Donald Trump's smartest son not named Barron or Donald Jr. told viewers...
For Some Unknown Reason, This Canadian Immigrant Hasn’t Felt Threatened by Any of Trump’s...
RIO DE LA GUEROS, CALIFORNIA -- Technically, 35 year old Susan Reedy is an illegal immigrant, residing in a sleepy, coastal California town. Susan...
Confused Trump Asks First Lady Why FaceApp’s “Old Man” Filter Seems Broken
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the Oval Office this morning, there was quite a kerfuffle.
"IVANKA! IVANKA! THIS DAMN OLD FILTER IS DOING SOMETHING DUMB," Trump...
Kellyanne Conway Confirms Her Ethnicity As Crypt Keeper
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A defiant Kellyanne Conway stridently and forcefully told reporters today as she was leaving the White House what her own ethnicity...
President Explains Why Only People Who Voted For Him Have First Amendment Rights
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Hot on the heels of a series of tweets that set off a storm of controversy, concern, and outrage,...
Kim Jong-un Purchases Michael Jordan
Pyongyang, North Korea -- The Official new agency of the DPRK announced yesterday that the North Korea government had reached a tentative deal to...
Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) was stopped on her way to the grocery store today in the nation's capital. Rep. Tlaib was...
Obama Thinks Deep Down Trump is Jealous of His Much Bigger Twitter Follower Count
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not really a big secret on the Hill that President Donald Trump loathes former President Barack Obama. It's not really...
Barack Obama Explains Why His Labor Secretary Didn’t Step Down Over Coddling a Rich...
A SECRET SOCIALIST SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA -- Today, President Donald Trump's labor secretary, Alexander Acosta, tendered his resignation. Mr. Trump tweeted the...
