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AUDIO: Podcasting Birther Says Mueller Russia Probe Is “All Made Up Lies”
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing blogger and Internet comments section frequenter Jethro Bohiggins has just about had it with Special Counsel Robert Mueller's...
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Fails New Year’s Resolution To Stop Smoking Crack On First Day...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year was quite the whirlwind for Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. When 2017 started, she was merely the deputy Press...
Black Man Tying Shoes Sends Tammy Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma
DULLARD, TEXAS -- Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at the time of publication that she is in stable condition,...
A Very Easy Explanation For Why Losing Net Neutrality Is No Biggie
We're sorry. Thanks to the flawless wisdom of Ajit Pai, Chairman of the FCC, Net Neutrality has been removed, and your Internet Service Provider...
Uday and Qusay Trump To Host Christmas Hunting Party on White House Lawn This...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that his sons, Uday and Qusay, will host a special event on the White House lawn...
Trump Discovers Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Under Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate
"For Allah, we commit these names to the voter rolls."
Authorities Baffled by Appearance of Giant, Rotting, Racist Pumpkin on White House Steps
"I'd call this one a Jack-OFF-o-lantern."
Trump Has First Lady’s Cabinet Seat Removed, Will Sit on His Lap Instead
"So she'll be super-duper comfortable there."
White House Issues Hasty, Blanket Denial After Ivanka Tweets #MeToo
"All this negative covfefe of his relationship with his daughter is a distraction..."
President Trump to Play Roger Ailes in Biopic Produced by Harvey Weinstein and Directed...
"I expect this movie will be a real tour de rape."
