Freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is no stranger to drafting Articles of Impeachment against President Joe Biden.
Ever since she was stripped of her committee assignments less than a week after taking office because unhinged, violent social media posts from her past were exposed, Greene has had a lot of time on her hands. She’s often filled that time with publicity stunts, podcast appearances, and threats to impeach Biden, going so far as to draft actual articles — which have no hope of passing without a Republican majority in the House — on more than one occasion.
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This morning, Greene once more threatened to draft Articles of Impeachment against Biden. This time, however, it’s for his “botched Ukraine response,” according to the Georgia Q-Publican. Namely, Greene is upset that the president has not, as of yet, offered to let Ukraine use one of the most powerful but least talked about weapons in the US arsenal.
“Why in the hell hasn’t Biden used the Secret Jewish Space Laser yet? If the liberal commies in this country can use it to start forest fires, why in the hell can’t we use it to defend Ukraine? These are the questions only truly intelligent patriots are asking,” Greene insisted.
Rep. Greene said that if Biden does not wish to use the Secret Jewish Space Laser unilaterally, he should let the Ukrainian military borrow it.
“Biden is being very stingy with the Secret Jewish Space Laser, if you ask me. In fact, I was just telling Steve Bannon on his podcast that once Forever President Donny Trump is back in office, that’s one of the first things he’ll change. He’ll make sure we break out that space laser all the damn time. Hell, I can think of a few CRT and gender therapy books we can use the laser on right off the bat,” Greene said.
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