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God Apologizes for Not Making Two Specific Women Pro-Choice

"Two abortions could have saved millions of people heartache..." - Larry "God" Schumway "Well, contrary to certain, centuries-old rumors, I'm not perfect, to begin with,"...

Trump Bans “Treasonously Accurate Portrayals” of People on Sketch Comedy Shows

"...I don't know who gave anybody the idea that they're allowed...