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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

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"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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I Can’t Afford Groceries, But I Bought a Cybertruck Because Libs Are Mean to Elon

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro...
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Trump Bans “Treasonously Accurate Portrayals” of People on Sketch Comedy Shows

"...I don't know who gave anybody the idea that they're allowed...
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